CeCe and Catie got Ron these lovely shorts at Wal-Mart. Less than a week later, my wife and I were in a Wal-Mart in Parry Sound on Georgian Bay during the Wayfarers' annual cruising/camping week. I remembered those shorts and went to see if I could get them in Canada. Well, the best ones they had left in my size were not quite as eye-catching as Ron's, but while trying them on, I managed to lock myself into the changing cubicle, having not seen the (small) "lock out of order" sign. It took the better part of half an hour before my wife came looking for me with a lovely young lady manager who duly cautioned me to stand on the bench, well away from the door which she then tried to kick in. That didn't work, though not for lack of trying! Another employee finally got the door open with a crowbar, and we were only a little bit late for ...